Here, kiss the book. Though thou canst swim like a duck, thou art made like a goose.

TRINCULO O Stephano, hast any more of this? STEPHANO The whole butt, man; my cellar is in a rock by th’ seaside, where my wine is hid. How now, moon-calf!

How does thine ague? CALIBAN Hast thou not dropp’d from heaven? STEPHANO Out o’ th’ moon, I do assure thee; I was the Man i’ th’ Moon, when time was.

CALIBAN I have seen thee in her, and I do adore thee. My mistress show’d me thee, and thy dog and thy bush.

STEPHANO Come, swear to that; kiss the book. I will furnish it anon with new contents. Swear.

[CALIBAN drinks] TRINCULO By this good light, this is a very shallow monster! I afeard of him! A very weak monster! The Man i’ th’ Moon! A most poor credulous monster! Well drawn, monster, in good sooth!

CALIBAN I’ll show thee every fertile inch o’ th’ island; and will kiss thy foot. I prithee be my god.

TRINCULO By this light, a most perfidious and drunken monster! When’s god’s asleep he’ll rob his bottle.

CALIBAN I’ll kiss thy foot; I’ll swear myself thy subject. STEPHANO Come on, then; down, and swear. TRINCULO I shall laugh myself to death at this puppyheaded monster. A most scurvy monster! I could find in my heart to beat himSTEPHANO Come, kiss.

TRINCULO But that the poor monster’s in drink. An abominable monster! CALIBAN I’ll show thee the best springs; I’ll pluck thee berries; I’ll fish for thee, and get thee wood enough.

A plague upon the tyrant that I serve! I’ll bear him no more sticks, but follow thee, Thou wondrous man.

TRINCULO A most ridiculous monster, to make a wonder of a poor drunkard! CALIBAN I prithee let me bring thee where crabs grow; And I with my long nails will dig thee pig-nuts; Show thee a jay’s nest, and instruct thee how To snare the nimble marmoset; I’ll bring thee To clust’ring filberts, and sometimes I’ll get thee Young scamels from the rock. Wilt thou go with me? STEPHANO I prithee now, lead the way without any more talking. Trinculo, the King and all our company else being drown’d, we will inherit here. Here, bear my bottle.

Fellow Trinculo, we’ll fill him by and by again.