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Mark Twain [Samuel Langhorne Clemens]
QUOTATION: She had more sand in her than any girl I ever see: in my opinion
she was just full of sand. It sounds like flattery, but it aint
QUOTATION: I reckon a body that ups and tells the truth when he is in
a tight place, is taking considerable many resks; though I aint
had no experience, and cant say for certain.
QUOTATION: There was books too.... One was Pilgrims Progress,
about a man that left his family it didnt say why. I read considerable
in it now and then. The statements was interesting, but tough.
QUOTATION: There aint nothing more to write about, and I am rotten
glad of it, because if Id a knowed what a trouble it was to make
a book I wouldnt a tackled it, and I aint agoing to no more.
QUOTATION: We said there warnt no home like a raft, after all.
Other places do seem so cramped up and smothery, but a raft dont.
You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft.
QUOTATION: It dont make no difference whether you do right or wrong,
a persons conscience aint got no sense, and just goes for
him anyway. If I had a yaller dog that didnt know no more than a
persons conscience does, I would pison him.
QUOTATION: Pray for me! I reckon if she knowed me shed take a job
that was more nearer her size. But I bet she done it, just the sameshe
was just the kind. She had the grit to pray for Judus if she took the
QUOTATION: But thats always the way; it dont make no difference
whether you do right or wrong, a persons conscience aint got
no sense, and just goes for him anyway.... It takes up more room than
all the rest of a persons insides, and yet aint no good, nohow.
Tom Sawyer thinks the same.