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“Why, there they are!” said the King triumphantly, pointing to the
tarts on the table. “Nothing can be clearer than that. Then again-
‘before she had this fit’- you never had fits, my dear, I think?” he
said to the Queen.

“Never!” said the Queen, furiously, throwing an inkstand at the
Lizard as she spoke. (The unfortunate little Bill had left off writing
on his slate with one finger, as he found it made no mark; but he
now hastily began again, using the ink, that was trickling down his
face, as long as it lasted.)

“Then the words don’t fit you,” said the King, looking round the
court with a smile. There was a dead silence.

“It’s a pun!” the King added in an angry tone, and everybody
laughed. “Let the jury consider their verdict,” the King said, for
about the twentieth time that day.

“No, no!” said the Queen. “Sentence first-verdict afterwards.”
“Stuff and nonsense!” said Alice loudly. “The idea of having the
sentence first!” “Hold your tongue!” said the Queen, turning
purple.

“I won’t!” said Alice.
“Off with her head!” the Queen shouted at the top of her voice.
Nobody moved.

“Who cares for you?” said Alice (she had grown to her full size by
this time).

“You’re nothing but a pack of cards!” At this the whole pack rose
up into the air, and came flying down upon her; she gave a little
scream, half of fright and half of anger, and tried to beat them off,
and found herself lying on the bank, with her head in the lap of her
sister, who was gently brushing away some dead leaves that had
fluttered down from the trees upon her face.

“Wake up, Alice dear!” said her sister. “Why, what a long sleep
you’ve had!”

“Oh, I’ve had such a curious dream!” said Alice. And she told her
sister, as well as she could remember them, all these strange
Adventures of hers that you have just been reading about; and,
when she had finished, her sister kissed her, and said “It was a
curious dream, dear, certainly; but now run in to your tea: it’s
getting late.” So Alice got up and ran off, thinking while she ran, as
well she might, what a wonderful dream it had been.

But her sister sat still just as she left her, leaning her head on her
hand, watching the setting sun, and thinking of little Alice and all
her wonderful Adventures, till she too began dreaming after a
fashion, and this was her dream:First, she dreamed about little
Alice herself: once again the tiny hands were clasped upon her
knee, and the bright eager eyes were looking up into hers-she
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