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found himself poring with the utmost interest over a large play-bill
hanging outside a Minor Theatre which he had to pass on his way
home, and reading a list of the actors and actresses who had
promised to do honour to some approaching benefit, with as much
gravity as if it had been a catalogue of the names of those ladies
and gentlemen who stood highest upon the Book of Fate, and he
had been looking anxiously for his own. He glanced at the top of
the bill, with a smile at his own dulness, as he prepared to resume
his walk, and there saw announced, in large letters with a large
space between each of them, ‘Positively the last appearance of Mr
Vincent Crummles of Provincial Celebrity!!!’

‘Nonsense!’ said Nicholas, turning back again. ‘It can’t be.’
But there it was. In one line by itself was an announcement of
the first night of a new melodrama; in another line by itself was an
announcement of the last six nights of an old one; a third line was
devoted to the re-engagement of the unrivalled African Knife-
swallower, who had kindly suffered himself to be prevailed upon
to forego his country engagements for one week longer; a fourth
line announced that Mr Snittle Timberry, having recovered from
his late severe indisposition, would have the honour of appearing
that evening; a fifth line said that there were ‘Cheers, Tears, and
Laughter!’ every night; a sixth, that that was positively the last
appearance of Mr Vincent Crummles of Provincial Celebrity.

‘Surely it must be the same man,’ thought Nicholas. ‘There
can’t be two Vincent Crummleses.’

The better to settle this question he referred to the bill again,
and finding that there was a Baron in the first piece, and that
Roberto (his son) was enacted by one Master Crummles, and
Spaletro (his nephew) by one Master Percy Crummles--their last


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