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656 as a married friend of Mrs Kenwigs’s, who had just come in from the sick chamber to report progress, and take a small sip of brandy-and-water: and who seemed to consider it one of the best jokes ever launched upon society. ‘They’re not altogether dependent upon good fortune, neither,’ said Mr Kenwigs, taking his second daughter on his knee; ‘they have expectations.’ ‘Oh, indeed!’ said Mr Lumbey, the doctor. ‘And very good ones too, I believe, haven’t they?’ asked the married lady. ‘Why, ma’am,’ said Mr Kenwigs, ‘it’s not exactly for me to say what they may be, or what they may not be. It’s not for me to boast of any family with which I have the honour to be connected; at the same time, Mrs Kenwigs’s is--I should say,’ said Mr Kenwigs, abruptly, and raising his voice as he spoke, ‘that my children might come into a matter of a hundred pound apiece, perhaps. Perhaps more, but certainly that.’ ‘And a very pretty little fortune,’ said the married lady. ‘There are some relations of Mrs Kenwigs’s,’ said Mr Kenwigs, taking a pinch of snuff from the doctor’s box, and then sneezing very hard, for he wasn’t used to it, ‘that might leave their hundred pound apiece to ten people, and yet not go begging when they had done it.’ ‘Ah! I know who you mean,’ observed the married lady, nodding her head. ‘I made mention of no names, and I wish to make mention of no names,’ said Mr Kenwigs, with a portentous look. ‘Many of my friends have met a relation of Mrs Kenwigs’s in this very room, as would do honour to any company; that’s all.’ |
