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461 trusting himself to speak, he merely nodded in accordance with Mr Lillyvick’s nods, and remained silent. ‘Let me speak a word with you in private,’ said Mr Lillyvick. Nicholas looked good-humouredly at Smike, who, taking the hint, disappeared. ‘A bachelor is a miserable wretch, sir,’ said Mr Lillyvick. ‘Is he?’ asked Nicholas. ‘He is,’ rejoined the collector. ‘I have lived in the world for nigh sixty year, and I ought to know what it is.’ ‘You ought to know, certainly,’ thought Nicholas; ‘but whether you do or not, is another question.’ ‘If a bachelor happens to have saved a little matter of money,’ said Mr Lillyvick, ‘his sisters and brothers, and nephews and nieces, look to that money, and not to him; even if, by being a public character, he is the head of the family, or, as it may be, the main from which all the other little branches are turned on, they still wish him dead all the while, and get low-spirited every time they see him looking in good health, because they want to come into his little property. You see that?’ ‘Oh yes,’ replied Nicholas: ‘it’s very true, no doubt.’ ‘The great reason for not being married,’ resumed Mr Lillyvick, ‘is the expense; that’s what’s kept me off, or else--Lord!’ said Mr Lillyvick, snapping his fingers, ‘I might have had fifty women.’ ‘Fine women?’ asked Nicholas. ‘Fine women, sir!’ replied the collector; ‘ay! not so fine as Henrietta Petowker, for she is an uncommon specimen, but such women as don’t fall into every man’s way, I can tell you. Now suppose a man can get a fortune in a wife instead of with her-- eh?’ |
