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278 a genteel female, in shepherd’s-plaid boots, who appeared to be the client. ‘“Mrs Marker,”’ said Tom, reading, ‘“Russell Place, Russell Square; offers eighteen guineas; tea and sugar found. Two in family, and see very little company. Five servants kept. No man. No followers.”’ ‘Oh Lor!’ tittered the client. ‘That won’t do. Read another, young man, will you?’ ‘“Mrs Wrymug,”’ said Tom, ‘“Pleasant Place, Finsbury. Wages, twelve guineas. No tea, no sugar. Serious family--”’ ‘Ah! you needn’t mind reading that,’ interrupted the client. ‘“Three serious footmen,”’ said Tom, impressively. ‘Three? did you say?’ asked the client in an altered tone. ‘Three serious footmen,’ replied Tom. ‘“Cook, housemaid, and nursemaid; each female servant required to join the Little Bethel Congregation three times every Sunday--with a serious footman. If the cook is more serious than the footman, she will be expected to improve the footman; if the footman is more serious than the cook, he will be expected to improve the cook.”’ ‘I’ll take the address of that place,’ said the client; ‘I don’t know but what it mightn’t suit me pretty well.’ ‘Here’s another,’ remarked Tom, turning over the leaves. ‘“Family of Mr Gallanbile, MP. Fifteen guineas, tea and sugar, and servants allowed to see male cousins, if godly. Note. Cold dinner in the kitchen on the Sabbath, Mr Gallanbile being devoted to the Observance question. No victuals whatever cooked on the Lord’s Day, with the exception of dinner for Mr and Mrs Gallanbile, which, being a work of piety and necessity, is exempted. Mr Gallanbile dines late on the day of rest, in order to prevent the |
