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65 Mr. Worthing, there is some error. [Pointing to Lady Bracknell.] There is the lady who can tell you who you really are. JACK [After a pause.] Lady Bracknell, I hate to seem inquisitive, but would you kindly inform me who I am? LADY BRA I am afraid that the news I have to give you will not altogether please you. You are the son of my poor sister, Mrs. Moncrieff, and consequently Algernon’s elder brother. JACK Algy’s elder brother! Then I have a brother after all. I knew I had a brother! I always said I had a brother! Cecily, how could you have ever doubted that I had a brother? [Seizes hold of Algernon.] Dr. Chasuble, my unfortunate brother. Miss Prism, my unfortunate brother. Gwendolen, my unfortunate brother. Algy, you young scoundrel, you will have to treat me with more respect in the future. You have never behaved to me like a brother in all your life. ALG Well, not till today, old boy, I admit. I did my best, however, though I was out of practise. [Shakes hands.] GWEN [To Jack.] My own! But what own are you? What is your Christian name, now that you have become someone else? JACK Good Heavens!... I had quite forgotten that point. Your decision on the subject of my name is irrevocable, I suppose? GWEN I never change, except in my affections. CEC What a noble nature you have, Gwendolen! JACK Then the question had better be cleared up at once. Aunt Augusta, a moment. At the time when Miss Prism left me in the hand-bag, had I been christened already? LADY BRA Every luxury that money could buy, including christening, had been lavished on you by your fond and doting parents. JACK Then I was christened! That is settled. Now, what name was I given? Let me know the worst. |
