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forgive myself, I deposited the manuscript in the bassinette, and
placed the baby in the hand-bag.

JACK

[Who has been listening attentively.]

But where did you deposit the hand-bag? MISS PRI Do not ask me,
Mr. Worthing.

JACK Miss Prism, this is a matter of no small importance to me. I
insist on knowing where you deposited the hand-bag that
contained that infant.

MISS PRI I left it in the cloak room of one of the larger railway
stations in London.

JACK What railway station? MISS PRI
[Quite crushed.]

Victoria. The Brighton line.
[Sinks into a chair.]

JACK I must retire to my room for a moment. Gwendolen, wait for
me here.

GWEN If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.

[Exit Jack in great excitement.]

CHAS What do you think this means, Lady Bracknell? LADY BRA
I dare not even suspect, Dr. Chasuble. I need hardly tell you that in
families of high position strange coincidences are not supposed to
occur. They are hardly considered the thing.

[Noises heard overhead as if someone was throwing trunks about.
Everyone looks up.]

CEC Uncle Jack seems strangely agitated.

CHAS Your guardian has a very emotional nature.

LADY BRA This noise is extremely unpleasant. It sounds as if he
was having an argument. I dislike arguments of any kind. They are
always vulgar, and often convincing.

CHAS

[Looking up.]
It has stopped now.
[The noise is redoubled.]
LADY BRA I wish he would arrive at some conclusion.
GWEN This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
[Enter Jack with a hand-bag of black leather in his hand.]
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