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45 GWEN Personally I cannot understand how anybody manages to exist in the country, if anybody who is anybody does. The country always bores me to death. CEC Ah! This is what the newspapers call agricultural depression, is it not? I believe the aristocracy are suffering very much from it just at present. It is almost an epidemic amongst them, I have been told. May I offer you some tea, Miss Fairfax? GWEN [With elaborate politeness.] Thank you. [Aside.] Detestable girl! But I require tea! CEC [Sweetly.] Sugar? GWEN [Superciliously.] No, thank you. Sugar is not fashionable any more. [Cecily looks angrily at her, takes up the tongs and puts four lumps of sugar into the cup.] CEC [Sweetly.] Cake or bread and butter? GWEN [In a bored manner.] Bread and butter, please. Cake is rarely seen at the best houses nowadays. CEC [Cuts a very large slice of cake, and puts it on the tray.] Hand that to Miss Fairfax. [Merriman does so, and goes out with footman. Gwendolen drinks the tea and makes a grimace. Puts down cup at once, reaches out hand to the bread and butter, looks at it, and finds it is cake. Rises in indignation.] GWEN You have filled my tea with lumps of sugar, and though I asked most distinctly for bread and butter, you have given me cake. I am known for the gentleness of my disposition, and the extraordinary sweetness of my nature, but I warn you, Miss Cardew, you may go too far. |
