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17 In land, or in investments? JACK In investments, chiefly. LADY BRA That is satisfactory. What between the duties expected of one during one’s lifetime, and the duties exacted from one after one’s death, land has ceased to be either a profit or a pleasure. It gives one position, and prevents one from keeping it up. That’s all that can be said about land. JACK I have a country house with some land, of course, attached to it, about fifteen hundred acres, I believe; but I don’t depend on that for my real income. In fact, as far as I can make out, the poachers are the only people who make anything out of it. LADY BRA A country house! How many bedrooms? Well, that point can be cleared up afterwards. You have a town house, I hope? A girl with a simple, unspoiled nature, like Gwendolen, could hardly be expected to reside in the country. JACK Well, I own a house in Belgrave Square, but it is let by the year to Lady Bloxham. Of course, I can get it back whenever I like, at six months’ notice. LADY BRA Lady Bloxham? I don’t know her. JACK Oh, she goes about very little. She is a lady considerably advanced in years. LADY BRA Ah, now-a-days that is no guarantee of respectability of character. What number in Belgrave Square? JACK 149. LADY BRA [Shaking her head.] The unfashionable side. I thought there was something. However, that could easily be altered. JACK Do you mean the fashion, or the side? LADY BRA [Sternly.] Both, if necessary, I presume. What are your politics? JACK Well, I am afraid I really have none. I am a Liberal Unionist. LADY BRA Oh, they count as Tories. They dine with us. Or come in the evening, at any rate. Now to minor matters. Are your parents living? JACK I have lost both my parents. LADY BRA Both?... That seems like carelessness. Who was your father? He was evidently a man of some wealth. Was he born in what the Radical papers call the purple of commerce, or did he rise from the ranks of aristocracy? |
