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2 THE PERSONS OF THE PLAY JOHN WORTHING, J.P. ALGERNON MONCRIEFF REV. CANON CHASUBLE, D.D. MERRIMAN, BUTLER LANE, MANSERVANT LADY BRACKNELL HON. GWENDOLEN FAIRFAX CECILY CARDEW MISS PRISM, GOVERNESS THE SCENES OF THE PLAY ACT. I, Algernon Moncrieff’s Flat in Half-Moon Street, W. ACT. II, The Garden the at the Manor House, Woolton. ACT III, Morning-room at the Manor House, Woolton. Time, The Present. FIRST ACT SCENE-Morning-room in Algernon’s flat in Half-Moon Street. The room is luxuriously and artistically furnished. The sound of a piano is heard in the adjoining room. [Lane is arranging afternoon tea on the table, and after the music has ceased, Algernon enters.] ALG Did you hear what I was playing, Lane? LANE I didn’t think it polite to listen, sir. ALG I’m sorry for that, for your sake. I don’t play accurately- anyone can play accurately-but I play with wonderful expression. As far as the piano is concerned, sentiment is my forte. I keep science for Life. LANE Yes, sir. ALG And, speaking of the science of Life, have you got the cucumber sandwiches cut for Lady Bracknell? LANE Yes, sir. [Hands them on a salver.] ALG [Inspects them, takes two, and sits down on the sofa.] Oh!... by the way, Lane, I see from your book that on Thursday night, when Lord Shoreman and Mr. Worthing were dining with me, eight bottles of champagne are entered as having been consumed. LANE Yes, sir; eight bottles and a pint. |
