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'To tell you the truth (at which you will not be offended), I came Out to walk alone, because I have had so much company.' He looked at me sideways, and said with his hardest grin, 'You mean mother.' 'Why yes, I do,' said I. 'Ah! But you know we're so very umble,' he returned. 'And having such a knowledge of our own umbleness, we must really take care that we're not pushed to the wall by them as isn't umble. All stratagems are fair in love, sir.' Raising his great hands until they touched his chin, he rubbed them softly, and softly chuckled; looking as like a malevolent baboon, I thought, as anything human could look. 'You see,' he said, still hugging himself in that unpleasant way, and shaking his head at me, 'you're quite a dangerous rival, Master Copperfield. You always was, you know.' 'Do you set a watch upon Miss Wickfield, and make her home no home, because of me?' said I. 'Oh! Master Copperfield! Those are very arsh words,' he replied. 'Put my meaning into any words you like,' said I. 'You know what it is, Uriah, as well as I do.' 'Oh no! You must put it into words,' he said. 'Oh, really! I couldn't myself.' 'Do you suppose,' said I, constraining myself to be very temperate and quiet with him, on account of Agnes, 'that I regard Miss Wickfield otherwise than as a very dear sister?' 'Well, Master Copperfield,' he replied, 'you perceive I am not bound to answer that question. You may not, you know. But then, you see, you may!' Anything to equal the low cunning of his visage, and of his shadowless eyes without the ghost of an eyelash, I never saw. 'Come then!' said I. 'For the sake of Miss Wickfield -' |