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232 I am influenced-conquered; and the influence is sweeter than I can express; and the conquest I undergo has a witchery beyond any triumph I can win. Why do you smile, Jane? What does that inexplicable, that uncanny turn of countenance mean?’ ‘I was thinking, sir (you will excuse the idea; it was involuntary), I was thinking of Hercules and Samson with their charmers-’ ‘You were, you little elfish-’ ‘Hush, sir! You don’t talk very wisely just now; any more than those gentlemen acted very wisely. However, had they been married, they would no doubt by their severity as husbands have made up for their softness as suitors; and so will you, I fear. I wonder how you will answer me a year hence, should I ask a favour it does not suit your convenience or pleasure to grant.’ ‘Ask me something now, Janet-the least thing: I desire to be entreated-’ ‘Indeed I will sir; I have my petition all ready.’ ‘Speak! But if you look up and smile with that countenance, I shall swear concession before I know to what, and that will make a fool of me.’ ‘Not at all, sir; I ask only this: don’t send for the jewels, and don’t crown me with roses: you might as well put a border of gold lace round that plain pockethandkerchief you have there.’ ‘I might as well “gild refined gold.” I know it: your request is granted thenfor the time. I will remand the order I despatched to my banker. But you have not yet asked for anything; you have prayed a gift to be withdrawn: try again.’ ‘Well, then, sir, have the goodness to gratify my curiosity, which is much piqued on one point.’ He looked disturbed. ‘What? what?’ he said hastily. ‘Curiosity is a dangerous petition: it is well I have not taken a vow to accord every request-’ ‘But there can be no danger in complying with this, sir.’ ‘Utter it, Jane: but I wish that instead of a mere inquiry into, perhaps, a secret, it was a wish for half my estate.’ ‘Now, King Ahasuerus! What do I want with half your estate? Do you think I am a Jew-usurer, seeking good investment in land? I would much rather have all your confidence. You will not exclude me from your confidence if you admit me to your heart?’ ‘You are welcome to all my confidence that is worth having, Jane; but for God’s sake, don’t desire a useless burden! Don’t long for poison- don’t turn out a downright Eve on my hands!’ ‘Why not, sir? You have just been telling me how much you liked to be conquered, and how pleasant over-persuasion is to you. Don’t you think I had better take advantage of the confession, and begin and coax and entreat-even cry and be sulky if necessary-for the sake of a mere essay of my power?’ ‘I dare you to any such experiment. Encroach, presume, and the game is up.’ ‘Is it, sir? You soon give in. How stern you look now! Your eyebrows have become as thick as my finger, and your forehead resembles what, in some very |
